Bye Bye 2011, Hello 2012!

Another year has come and gone - it seems like this year flew by - I guess that's what happens as you get older. So what happened this year? I turned 40 (on paper only, mentally I'm still 19 max!). The men and women that serve this Country returned home, but still NEVER forget what they have done and will continue to do as the represent our flag with dignity and honour. We held the 5th annual Joey Elias Charity Golf Tournament raising money and awareness for Diabetes and am looking forward to the 6th (June 18 at The Falcon in Hudson, QC) and I want everyone that reads this that my name is on the charity but if it wasn't for the hard work and dedication of my committee and volunteers it just wouldn't work as well so thanks to Brian, Ken, Dawg, Danny, Steve, Alanna, Marc, you make that day so much fun and easy. So what can we expect out of the new year. If you are a Mayan the end! I personally believe the Mayan calendar ended because they ran out of hot Mayan chicks for the calendar. Here are a few things I would like to see take place in 2012: 1. Kim Kardashian realizes she is a money, publicity hungry person and moves into a monastery and is never heard from again. 2. The Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup and before he is replaced with a French coach, Randy Cunnyworth quits at a press conference telling the media they all suck in French no less. 3. CNN realizes that Kathy Griffin is no way to ring in a New Year and hires someone with talent to co-host with Anderson Cooper. 4. A cure for all major diseases is found. 5. Joan Rivers has another face lift and then becomes the plastic cover for my Grandmother's sofa (can you tell the difference) 6. Obama wins and then gives all the Republicans and racists the finger as he is sworn in for a second term 7. I finally get a hole in one (in golf, that is not a euphemism) 8. My dog learns her first real trick and that is she learns to tell time and lets me sleep in from time to time (it's 6:30 in the morning!!!!) 9. More of Pippa's ass and less of the Queen's And finally I wish that you all have a healthy, happy, prosperous New Year filled with laughter and joy! Keep laughing! All the best Joey

31 Dec 2011 by joey elias

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