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So the planet is heating up...
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So all I've heard people talk about lately is global warming, and I do understand the severity of the situation. Here lies the problem, I like it! December 14th in Montreal and it was 9 degrees C. The concept of waking up Xmas morning and going for a round of golf excites me. I know that won't happen but can't a man dream.
But we are getting closer to the time of year when we as people make resolutions so here are a few things I would like to do in the upcoming year:
1. pierce my nipple - I don't know why men have them so why not accesorize!
2. remove my nipple ring - I just pinched mine as a test run - damn that hurts why walk around like that all the time!
3. Return to Afghanistan to entertain the brave women and men that serve in the military over there, no one deserves to laugh more than them, God bless them all and to all of them a safe home!
4. Understand that global warming is a serious problem - damn you Al Gore and your "Inconvenient Truth!"
5. Kiss a woman (its been a while) and maybe more ;)
6. See old friends more often - you know who you are and sorry for not calling or coming around more often.
7. Golf in December (I realize if I do in fact do this I will have broken resolution #4)
8. Host a golf tournament that raises money for a charitable cause - oh yeah thats happening in August 2007, I'll keep you all posted!!!
9. Try to figure out how Wolf Blitzer, Anderson Cooper and Larry King are always on my TV (Daran Kagan if you see this you can help make #5 a reality)
10. Finally, work harder than ever before to keep the kind people that email me, buy my CD, come to my shows happier than ever
To everyone a happy holiday season. And may the new year be filled with much love, laughter and health
Cheers! Keep laughing!
Joey Elias |
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