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A List!
Watched some old school comedy on DVD last night and it inspired me to compile a list of people/things that make me crazy! So here goes:
1. People who use exact change, and hold up the line to look if they have a nickel and two pennies. MOVE IT GRANDMA!!!
2. Honest people who pay taxes and get audited, meanwhile the government has stolen more tax dollars and all they have is an inquiry - one word JAIL!! I would pay to see MPs eat prison food. Question, who's on top?
3. People who talk on cell phones throughout an entire movie, that's why ther is home theatres - Zip it!
4. $5 coffee, I don't care where the beans come from a large coffee doesn't mean I need a loan from the bank - which I can't get because the government is hogging all the $$$.
5. People who compile lists
6. People who walk into me and wait for me to apologize, this usually occurs Sundays at any Wal-Mart across North America
7. Skunk beer
8. Musicians that redo BEATLES songs - I don't care how talented you are you will never be Paul, John, George and Ringo. Okay maybe Ringo - I dare you to redo "Yellow Submarine".
9. Marzipan - who invented this? Almond paste - yuck!
10. People who leave long messages on my answering machine. Tell me you have something to tell me and I will call me back. No need to leave a message that is as long as an epic Oliver Stone film.
Keep laughing
Joey
19 May 2005 by joey


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